Skunk Skeptics Gifts

"Rex, Rex, put your glasses on! Don't sniff that bottom, it's not another dog: it's a skunk!"

Love at First Sight

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

In case of overcrowding in the ER break glass.

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"I realize your steak was tough but you didn't have to make such a stink about it."

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

"I'm here to join the riot squad: you see, I have a natural ability to disperse crowds. . ."

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

The Power of Positive Stinking

Dog bath

"Mum, the school has signed up for a skunk-outreach initiative, but don't worry, it's only a penpal programme. . ."

"I don't have any test kits, but if you can smell him, you don't have Covid 19"

"Skunk! How is it?"

"No offense."

"We can stop the bombardment - the castle surrendered."

"Is that a pet skunk?"

'Whose bright idea was that gift?'

"Beware of everything."

'Errr, that's OK Lady, I'll take the next one...'

'The games console has saved us a fortune in holidays. We told him we were seeing the pyramids but we were actually in Skegness. He didn't notice.'

"New around here?"

"I had the usual religious upbringing, but then I converted."

"Best defense against vicious dogs I know."

Skunk.'Watch it! He's getting ready to spray'

"Mmm, a stinky cheese sandwich!"

'Wow! It doesn't smell like tomato juice!'

'Don't move,R alph. There's a buck of a lifetime walking out into the open.'

'Well, you're carrying out all the correct procedures and your equipment is top-notch. I just can't figure out why your lab has such a high level of contaminants.'

'Take that thing outside. As if we don't stink enough.'

'Geeze, what is that smell?'

Yeah, but you should smell the other guy.

Ever notice that other skunks' homes always have their own certain smell?

Mmm, don't you just love that new baby odor?

"Smell? What smell?"