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"Man, I worked hard on those tattoos."

The Art Student.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

PROBLEM AREAS

"Could you keep still?"

"Judging by the number of 'Polar Bear in snowstorm' paintings the class seems apprehensive using color."

"Feel better, dear?"

'Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!'

Cartooning 101: Figure Drawing

'I love these afternoon jam sessions.'

'Picasso'

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

"This one will go with everything,

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

"I'm ahead of my time."

I'm color blind, please help.

His new 'Absence of Anything' reminds me strangely of his earlier blank 'Nothing to Say' canvasses."

Artist painting a cat.

'I want to capture this moment before toxic chemicals do.'

'A resume painted in oils on canvas? How long have you been out of work?'

Medical Arts Building

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

Picasso's learning years.

Divine Intervention

Dating is so expensive...

Painting Music

"My favorite painting? That's like asking who's my favorite child. It's Michael."

Actualities - The last week before the Picture Gallery opens. - Chorus: 'Courage! To Work! The Friends are always there!'