Skill Clasher Gifts

'As avid soccer player, Roy head-bumps his playing partner's ball in for a birdie.'

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

"Herb's from Texas."

Trash-talkin' artists

Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'

"Threatened the prosperity of the free world lately?"

"My mind is still on vacation."

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

The battle of the pianos.

Low Noon.

One of the lesser known joys of being a fencing instructor.

You are more than your job description.

'I'm here to help, you can tell me anything in complete confidence Jane, Jill...whatever your name is!'

Country trees visit the city.

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

Unicyclist painting a ceiling,

'What is wrong with you, Covington? Larson's sales territory is twice the size of yours, and yet she managed to find the time to learn how to palm a basketball!'

Perplexed Farmer

The biking of the bulls in Corrida del Toros, Spain.

"Ed was at that awkward in between stage of letting his hair grow out." "C'mon. C'mon. C'mon..."

Chinese New Year plus Renaissance Fair equals trouble

'You do nice work!'

Nethead strip: Problem of nature, no contrast control

"Darn, I've done it again!"

'What do you mean, there's no casino here? Your franchise in Vegas has one.'

A Cornish Man

'You bring an impressive array of bundled services to the table.'

Culture Wars

'Excellent at juggling multiple job duties.'

General Store Modernises

Eskimo opera singer, "He's from Opera North"

Fu Dynasty