Skill Clasher Mugs

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

"Herb's from Texas."

Trash-talkin' artists

Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'

"Threatened the prosperity of the free world lately?"

Low Noon.

The battle of the pianos.

"My mind is still on vacation."

One of the lesser known joys of being a fencing instructor.

You are more than your job description.

'I'm here to help, you can tell me anything in complete confidence Jane, Jill...whatever your name is!'

Country trees visit the city.

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

'What is wrong with you, Covington? Larson's sales territory is twice the size of yours, and yet she managed to find the time to learn how to palm a basketball!'

Unicyclist painting a ceiling,

The biking of the bulls in Corrida del Toros, Spain.

"Ed was at that awkward in between stage of letting his hair grow out." "C'mon. C'mon. C'mon..."

Perplexed Farmer

'You do nice work!'

"Darn, I've done it again!"

'You bring an impressive array of bundled services to the table.'

'What do you mean, there's no casino here? Your franchise in Vegas has one.'

Nethead strip: Problem of nature, no contrast control

A Cornish Man

Culture Wars

'Excellent at juggling multiple job duties.'

General Store Modernises

Eskimo opera singer, "He's from Opera North"

Sebastian and his thighs usually disagree when it comes to buying new clothes.

Fu Dynasty