Sound Clash Enthusiast Mugs

The battle of the pianos.

Artist and Musician

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

Don't you wish you worked in an office sometimes? No! Tree's Tree Nursery. There's nothing here to listen to. Are you kidding. Whoosh. Crack. Rustle. Thwump. Caw. Yes, but there's no ironic commentary. Are you kidding?

"Herb's from Texas."

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

"That's O.K., Dad. I think I'll do with the ambient waterfall sounds tonight."

The Gong

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

Trash-talkin' artists

Gettysburg Address, "Now can we have it as a sound bite ?"

Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'

Low Noon.

"I remember when this was all forest..."

"Threatened the prosperity of the free world lately?"

Country trees visit the city.

"Virgin?! My bad. . . I thought you asked for a vegan."

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

"Congratulations, I now (phonetically) pronounce you Charles and Katherine Henderson."

The merger has been called off

"This gown just ain't big enough for the both of us."

'Pavlov, dear, either we get rid of the dog, or get a phone with a different ring tone!'

The biking of the bulls in Corrida del Toros, Spain.

Tourist

Perplexed Farmer

Latte, numbskull. We offer zero percent financing. No money down and no interest for two weeks. You then make eight monthly payment at 25% interest. How greedy. Well, coincidentally, I'm offering 0% coffee in my mouth ... Uh-oh. 100% dumped on your head. Must finance new shirt.

Little Jimmy Harmon: first to amplify the sparerib

'The acoustics in here are fantastic!'

Chinese New Year plus Renaissance Fair equals trouble

Moving van unloading huge speakers.

'And when you turn it over it makes a cow sound.'