Skill Challenger Gifts

"Wasn't Gracie teaching you how to play poker?"

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

Too much cilantro

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

"Fine - you don't want to run in the corporate 5K - I get it. What about the corporate cage fighting team?"

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Mental Health System Breakdown

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

'As avid soccer player, Roy head-bumps his playing partner's ball in for a birdie.'

Time to try something new.

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

"All our staff are equal, but the ones with qualifications are more equal than others."

Capitalism

Police Shootings: Searching for justice

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

'Why is it you never sign up for any trainings?'

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

Water skier sees steep hill sign.

"I hate arguing with someone who knows what they're talking about."

Selling Justice

Fred N. Smith: Bureaucrat, Public Servant, Whistle-Blower.

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

'I know you are doing your best, but it will be great when Pat comes home.'

Suicide Is a Rude Way to Interfere With Society Murdering You

"The key to a good story is to give the protagonist lots of challenges."

New claims that GPs health damaged by government bureaucracy.

'What's going on here? What you see is what I get, and what I see is what you get.'

Corporate dyslexia.

"The good news is your husband is covered by insurance....The bad news is he suffered a mental breakdown from the registration process."

"You can talk the talk. Can you waddle the walk?"

'I don't know anything about anything, but I'm great at looking stuff up!'