Ski Lodge Dwellers Gifts

The Old Woman in the shoe questions her decision to spend her empty-nest years in a condo at a ski resort.'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Lounging by the pool

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

Ski lift mobile

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

OM, SWEET OM

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

'Bed & Bagel'

Ski Holidays.

We were out of little umbrellas, so I added a bit of sunscreen!

Man crawls out of avalanche to see two rescue dogs relaxing.

The sound of a crackling fire licking at seasoned logs...

Watch out For Falling Skiers.

Skiing

"And this is where he'll be during the day - we call it The Men's Downhill."

"I'd like a full canteen with lemon."

Musings of a Marooned Mountain Man

Sleeping in skis.

'He doesn't look much like a ski-instructor!'

'I'll take the room for Winter: Please put a 'Do Not Disturb Until Spring' sign on the door...'

'Officer Wilks, bring in the cold case files.'

Ski Vagaries in Switzerland

Welcome to Palm Springs.

"Forget skiing - he's been doing the mens' downhill since I married him."

"Of course she looks good. I hear she's had styrofoam injections."

Man with a Hooie on his back. Wife saying..

Summertime in Minnesota

Sacred Snowman burial grounds

"You're lucky. Your mom only makes you wear a sleeve on cold days."

Skier.

Making Own Snow in Switzerland