Skepticism Challenger Gifts

"Let me see you fly around the block a few times - then we'll talk business!"

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

"This report says a happy workforce is a productive workforce, but I need more proof before I go changing everything around."

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

"Good. I can hardly see your Catholic parents now."

'OK, now you've seen it...'

"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."

'Don't believe everything you read.'

It takes more than imminent danger to convince a true skeptic!

"If it takes the GMC 20 years to spot a rogue surgeon what chance have you got in 20 minutes?"

The conspiracy behind conspiracy theories.

"The sky isn't really falling -- I'm just trying to make a living."

Cemetery with graves engraved 'traditional medicine' and 'alternative medicine'.

Descartes's Demon

'If evolution is real how come after millions of years we're still unable to open a can of dog food?'

'If this isn't a placebo you gave me, how come it says 'M&M' on it?'

"This isn't a reality show. . . it's the news."

"My mind is plenty open, Grandma. But not so much that my brain falls out."

I believe their products are rubbish.

'What's going on here? What you see is what I get, and what I see is what you get.'