Skeptic Debater Gifts

"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."

It takes more than imminent danger to convince a true skeptic!

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

"This report says a happy workforce is a productive workforce, but I need more proof before I go changing everything around."

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

"Good. I can hardly see your Catholic parents now."

'OK, now you've seen it...'

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

'Don't believe everything you read.'

Cemetery with graves engraved 'traditional medicine' and 'alternative medicine'.

"The sky isn't really falling -- I'm just trying to make a living."

"If it takes the GMC 20 years to spot a rogue surgeon what chance have you got in 20 minutes?"

The conspiracy behind conspiracy theories.

Descartes's Demon

'Most cases like yours, Mr. Johnson, clear up completely with a healthy dose of skepticism!'

'If evolution is real how come after millions of years we're still unable to open a can of dog food?'

'If this isn't a placebo you gave me, how come it says 'M&M' on it?'

"You're not gonna stick that thing in my arm..! Nobody knows what's in it!!"

'What's going on here? What you see is what I get, and what I see is what you get.'

"Stacy. Stacy. Honey... You're not a doctor."

I believe their products are rubbish.

"My mind is plenty open, Grandma. But not so much that my brain falls out."

'Don't believe everything you read.'

"Why does your all-knowing, all-powerful god need marketing?"

'George, are you SURE this is the seminar we signed up for? I haven't heard a single word about managing cash flow in a small business!'