Skeptical Job Seeker Pillows

Add a touch of humor and encouragement to their space with a pillow designed for the skeptical job seeker—comfort and cleverness in every stitch.

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"It raises trust issues, Mr. Kranse, when your very first question is 'what's the catch?'."

"It raises trust issues, Mr. Kranse, when your very first question is 'what's the catch?'." mockup

"It raises trust issues, Mr. Kranse, when your very first question is 'what's the catch?'."

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'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.' mockup

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

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"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement." mockup

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

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'Your resume is a little thin, but I like your willingness to be manipulated by upper management.'

'Your resume is a little thin, but I like your willingness to be manipulated by upper management.' mockup

'Your resume is a little thin, but I like your willingness to be manipulated by upper management.'

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'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.! mockup

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

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"There are no big jobs, only small machines."

"There are no big jobs, only small machines." mockup

"There are no big jobs, only small machines."

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'Your decade of experience is, unfortunately, from the wrong decade.'

'Your decade of experience is, unfortunately, from the wrong decade.' mockup

'Your decade of experience is, unfortunately, from the wrong decade.'

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'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!' mockup

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

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How are you at decision making?

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'You say you were King of the Jungle, but it seems your experience is mainly in savannah grassland...'

'You say you were King of the Jungle, but it seems your experience is mainly in savannah grassland...' mockup

'You say you were King of the Jungle, but it seems your experience is mainly in savannah grassland...'

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"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed." mockup

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

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PERSONNEL, 'Why did you leave your previous employment?', 'They asked too many questions!'

PERSONNEL, 'Why did you leave your previous employment?', 'They asked too many questions!' mockup

PERSONNEL, 'Why did you leave your previous employment?', 'They asked too many questions!'

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'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.' mockup

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

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Do you have any other skills?

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"Don't get the wrong idea about those years in a mental institution. I was employed there."

"Don't get the wrong idea about those years in a mental institution. I was employed there." mockup

"Don't get the wrong idea about those years in a mental institution. I was employed there."

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"I don't like your application."

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'Do you do self-deprecating humour?' mockup

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

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You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish. mockup

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

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Between Offices

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In and Out Sourced.

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'Don't start timing me yet! This staple won't come out!'

'Don't start timing me yet! This staple won't come out!' mockup

'Don't start timing me yet! This staple won't come out!'

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'A short economics test - if you bought something for

'A short economics test - if you bought something for mockup

'A short economics test - if you bought something for

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'Someone important is bound to see my resume now!'

'Someone important is bound to see my resume now!' mockup

'Someone important is bound to see my resume now!'

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"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!" mockup

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

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"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing." mockup

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

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'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.' mockup

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

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"Your CV will be sufficient, Mr. Cooper."

"Your CV will be sufficient, Mr. Cooper." mockup

"Your CV will be sufficient, Mr. Cooper."

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'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.' mockup

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

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I think you'll appreciate my resume. It's printed on a fridge magnet.

I think you'll appreciate my resume. It's printed on a fridge magnet. mockup

I think you'll appreciate my resume. It's printed on a fridge magnet.

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'You must be the only 'Jack-of-all-trades' who is out of work in all of them!'

'You must be the only 'Jack-of-all-trades' who is out of work in all of them!' mockup

'You must be the only 'Jack-of-all-trades' who is out of work in all of them!'

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'You say you're willing to start at the bottom...'

'You say you're willing to start at the bottom...' mockup

'You say you're willing to start at the bottom...'

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"My resume is concise, succinct and eloquently worded. I only hope they know what I'm talking about."

"My resume is concise, succinct and eloquently worded. I only hope they know what I'm talking about." mockup

"My resume is concise, succinct and eloquently worded. I only hope they know what I'm talking about."

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Skeptical Job Seeker Pillows Collection

Skeptical Job Seeker Mugs

Browse our collection of mugs featuring witty and encouraging designs for skeptical job seekers—start their day with a smile.

Skeptical Job Seeker Prints

Decorate their space with prints that acknowledge the reality and humor of job searching—motivating and witty choices for the creative skeptic.

Skeptical Job Seeker T-Shirts

Explore T-shirts that celebrate the creative skepticism of job seekers—perfect for casual wear and making a statement.