Skeptical Job Seeker T-Shirts

"It raises trust issues, Mr. Kranse, when your very first question is 'what's the catch?'."

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

'Your resume is a little thin, but I like your willingness to be manipulated by upper management.'

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

"There are no big jobs, only small machines."

'Your decade of experience is, unfortunately, from the wrong decade.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

How are you at decision making?

'You say you were King of the Jungle, but it seems your experience is mainly in savannah grassland...'

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

PERSONNEL, 'Why did you leave your previous employment?', 'They asked too many questions!'

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

Do you have any other skills?

"Don't get the wrong idea about those years in a mental institution. I was employed there."

"I don't like your application."

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

Between Offices

In and Out Sourced.

'Don't start timing me yet! This staple won't come out!'

'A short economics test - if you bought something for

'Someone important is bound to see my resume now!'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

"Your CV will be sufficient, Mr. Cooper."

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

I think you'll appreciate my resume. It's printed on a fridge magnet.

'You must be the only 'Jack-of-all-trades' who is out of work in all of them!'

'You say you're willing to start at the bottom...'

"My resume is concise, succinct and eloquently worded. I only hope they know what I'm talking about."