Skeptic Of Political Promises Pillows

'Isn't it amazing how homing pigeons can turn into flying pigs?'

"Nation-building never works."

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

Politicians are from Uranus.

State Budget.

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

Yanis Varoufakis and Wolfgang Schauble

'You know things are screwed up when people take late-night comedians seriously and politicians as a joke.'

"On the one hand, I'm glad they're cutting the school year short...on the other hand..."

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

"People think the government has a bottomless pit of money....but sometimes we have to make sacrifices!"

'That's a very good question - Are you trying to make trouble?'

"They heard about the 'Party Hearty' legislation."

'Why does everybody tell lies about me?'

"What're you doing? Your contract forbids you from watching 'cute baby video' on YouTube."

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'

"...But then it turned out there weren't any WMDs on the moon after all."

'You cal it loyalty, we call it Stockholm Syndrome!'

Austerity Egg Hunt.

Facebook in Crisis

"It's not your imagination. You are seeing Nixon everywhere."

Election Cancelling Headphones

Peace at last !

'No 'Natural Environment,' next 127 miles - Govt. test study.'

Cornucopia of guns

Nicolas Maduro

Budget House of Cards

'Well, I guess deficits DO matter.'

"I have a brief statement, a clarification, and two denials."

Gay marriages in France.

"I have every confidence that the measures taken will encourage spending..."

"This better not be another one of your crazy pyramid schemes."