Skeptic Of Political Promises Gifts

'Isn't it amazing how homing pigeons can turn into flying pigs?'

"Nation-building never works."

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"

Politicians are from Uranus.

State Budget.

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

What if Huckabee Were a Fundamentalist Hindu?

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

'You know things are screwed up when people take late-night comedians seriously and politicians as a joke.'

"On the one hand, I'm glad they're cutting the school year short...on the other hand..."

Yanis Varoufakis and Wolfgang Schauble

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

"People think the government has a bottomless pit of money....but sometimes we have to make sacrifices!"

'Why does everybody tell lies about me?'

"What're you doing? Your contract forbids you from watching 'cute baby video' on YouTube."

"...But then it turned out there weren't any WMDs on the moon after all."

"They heard about the 'Party Hearty' legislation."

'That's a very good question - Are you trying to make trouble?'

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'

'You cal it loyalty, we call it Stockholm Syndrome!'

Cornucopia of guns

Austerity Egg Hunt.

Nicolas Maduro

Peace at last !

Election Cancelling Headphones

"It's not your imagination. You are seeing Nixon everywhere."

'No 'Natural Environment,' next 127 miles - Govt. test study.'

Facebook in Crisis

Budget House of Cards

Gay marriages in France.

'Well, I guess deficits DO matter.'

"I have every confidence that the measures taken will encourage spending..."

"I have a brief statement, a clarification, and two denials."