"You never do anything you say you'll do! I swear, sometimes I think your moos are meaningless."
Promise Critic Gifts
Looking for a gift for the promise critic in your world? Our collection of clever and playful items captures the essence of critique with a lighthearted touch. Perfect for the creative soul who loves to analyze, comment, and keep things interesting. These products are ideal for those who bring honesty and humor to every project or promise, whether in art, work, or life.
Trump Poutine
Rumors, lies and innuendo.
We can't call the doctor, we can't call the nurse, we have to call the lady with the alligator purse.
Learn to Be a Critic In The Privacy Of Your Own Home With The Apex Correspondence School Of Criticism!
"I like your thinking Steve. Hiding the contract loopholes under the staples is brilliant."
'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'
"Political cartoons that make people think? Are you crazy? We don't want to distract our readers from the weather forecast, the horoscope and the advertisements!"
"What kind of politician would I be if I didn't politicize this crisis?"
"Can you hear me now?"
Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.
"You misread the terms of your employment. Your probation period is 6 years, not 6 months."
'Of course you're overworked and underpaid! Didn't you read the fine print in your employee's contract?'
"Three years running 'fake news' websites? You're just what we're looking for!"
"Tell me again. Is this guy the newsman or the newsmaker?"
"We're studying the legal principles of 'crossing a heart and hoping to die'."
President Grant denies Ambitions for 3rd Term- A 'Blighting Effect' on Newspaper Editors
Supremacist Court
BP Greed Credentials - huge profits and cuts to environmental promises.
"Perfect! Since our company's motto is 'transparency,' make the contract's fine print light gray against white."
Victims of War
'If they're so darn 'fair and balance,' why are all the reporters people?'
"Let him who is without 'spin' cast the first stone."
Lose the Iraq War.
"Your insurance company decided the heart surgery isn't necessary, but they said they'd approve breast augmentation."
"And despite recent insinuations, this loan contract being signed by my client is perfectly legitimate."
Fake News, 50 cents.
"The only psychological treatment covered by your insurance is to cry into this teddy bear."
Where HMO's are headed
Moanathon.
'Hang on!...You don't expect me to swallow that as well!'
Internet Commenter Magazine.
LEV Trump
The Jeremy Corbyn Smear-Athon
You know what I like best about fake news, Randy? It can be crazy and have shady sources and be obviously nothing but nonsense, and it'll still be believed. Like that fake story about Saddam Hussein and those weapons of mass destruction and stuff. Fake news is only "fake news" if it's not from people who say they're real news. You can't tell me Wolf Blitzer's beard is real.
Promise Critic Gifts Collection
Promise Critic Mugs
Explore our mugs collection for more humorous and honest designs that suit the promise critic’s personality.
Promise Critic Pillows
Discover pillows that add humor and personality to any space, perfect for the promise critic in your life.
Promise Critic Prints
Browse our prints collection to find the perfect piece that celebrates honest critique with a creative twist.
Promise Critic T-Shirts
Find more witty and creative T-shirts that speak to the promise critic’s honest and playful spirit.