Skeptic Of Too-good-to-be-true Offers Pillows

Internet financial scams

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

"Everyone, please welcome our new VP of being promoted and paid lots more than you for no apparent reason!"

'Well, there's another strikeout. ... get that bat company on the phone. I'm having second thoughts about their so-called 'volume discount.''

',,,and you can name your salary as long as it falls within our range of underpaid employees,'

Recycling Depot - Magazines, Newspapers, Free CDs, books, 8 page pull-outs and other promotions

'No thanks. I never sign a sales deal at the door.'

Real estate.

"I got whiplash when I recoiled from your quote."

"Grandma is included in the purchase price."

Garage Sales Anonymous

"I'm off to the sales!"

Shopping Trips

"Where'd you get that?"

Act now! Time is running out! Sale. 'Can I help you?'

'- but I didn't think it meant a two-made-into one-suit, dammit!'

"I don't get it. How come it's so cheap?"

'I've finally found something in your price range -- How's your Albanian?'

Couple with a scratch card - 'Wow! We haven't won a free holiday...'

"We raised the price but lowered the down payment... so it kind of evens out."

"I hadn't realised things were quite that bad..."

"I actually have a groupon for a fourth wish."

Sofa Sale: 'I like this sofa - I'll take it.'

'Those Japanese have gone too far this time!'

Freebies.

Working Time Machine: 'Hmmm...but where would I put it?'

This movie cost $300 million and you're surprised by the price of popcorn?

Ed realizes that 'Happy Hour' actually lasts two hours.

"Now that's something you don't see every day!"

"Baldo, I don't need advice on looking cool in a new car."

Apples 50c/Apples 50c Originally $5 each

Internet pharmacy.

"You hate to shop—I hate to hunt."

'I'm not sure what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'