Political Skeptic Pillows

"Perhaps it's a bit early to tell, but I'll bet the Presidential visit changes nothing."

In God We Trust...Because We Can't Trust our Politicians.

"I vote for the person I least like so I'm never disappointed when they do the wrong thing."

'Well, besides 'liar, liar, pants on fire', how do you feel about our candidate?'

Politicians are from Uranus.

"It's spewing its toxic gases again!"

Politics section of a library: 'Lies', 'Lies', or 'Damn Lies'.

Can you trust a politician when he tells you, "You can't trust politicians"?

'Do you remember the good old days when, instead of hating politicians, voters were merely apathetic?'

'I'm not checking any political sites, or following any politicians on twitter. I'm going liarless.'

Politician and the Snake

What Politicians Promise and What they Actually Deliver.

Trickle Down doesn't work for YOU!

Don't believe the polls.

"File the old year in history, and you'll find a new year next to political promises in fairy tales."

QANON PROUD BOY

"An election is like a car repair where the car owner has to pay a lot of money to have old broken parts replaced with new broken parts."

"Put me down as 'past caring'."

"We should have copies of all the latest manifestos Sir. Try the horror, fantasy and science fiction section."

"I'd rather believe something about Bigfoot, aliens or the end of the world..."

Giving a politician permission to represent you is like inviting Dracula into your life.

'I'm a scandalous, self-serving, no conscience politician...my opponent approves this message!'

Conspiracy Theories: Birthers, Deathers and Gassers.

'Well the good news is that only 34% of the electorate think we might break our manifesto promises after the election.'

"Believe me."

'Why does everybody tell lies about me?'

A conspiracy theorist reads a book called "Release of JFK Files".

All Candidates Promising Change.

'OK, ok. . . if you insist.'

The truth is I always lie.

'It's from that guy we voted in at the last election.'

Best if Elected by Novemer 2012.

Vote Klepner - Campaign Promises Available Upon Request.

'You know things are screwed up when people take late-night comedians seriously and politicians as a joke.'