Policy Skeptics Pillows

'Sorry, with this policy you can only get a second opinion from your insurance agent.'

Your umbrella policy doesn't cover a lost umbrella.

UK border controls relaxed.

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

Think Tank

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

Politicians are from Uranus.

The wrecking crew!

"Let's use the dog's prescription. His refills are cheaper."

Dolestart - A New Initiative

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

'Incidentally, our health insurance has limited eye coverage.'

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

'Voodoo economics was bad enough, but this voodoo foreign policy....'

"Hold it right there! Our legislature is currently considering new measures to protect children from the insidious ravages of cell phones in schools!"

Labour moderates rallying cry.

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

"The industry has agreed to take the pensions dashboard off our hands. . ."

'You know things are screwed up when people take late-night comedians seriously and politicians as a joke.'

"The president says it's a weather balloon."

"Call me crazy, but this guy is really starting to worry me..."

"The government is adamant that a policy of removing income support from lone parents with children over 7 is in the best interests of the treasury."

"And what do you think of the government's record on housing?"

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

The Department of Lessons Learned...

'The government is telling us to get rid of 43% of meaningless targets within the next 6 months!'

"Our policy regarding paid vacations is - if you take a vacation, you'll pay for it."

Please be seated. A jack booted government thug will be with you shortly.

'The hospital needs to cut its drug budget...Mrs Miggins will be seeing what she can do for the Oncology department with hot twigs and frogspawn...'