Government Skeptics Pillows

'The government is telling us to get rid of 43% of meaningless targets within the next 6 months!'

BAILOUTS 'R' US (Formerly US Department of the Treasury)

'All our deposits are insured by the Federal Government!', 'You mean that Obama bunch?'

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

'Whenever they discuss trickle-down economics, I have to go to the bathroom.'

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

Footing The Bill

"The president says it's a weather balloon."

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

Please be seated. A jack booted government thug will be with you shortly.

'I'm going to be honest about this -- I'm from the Government, and I'm here to bamboozle you.'

'Hi! I'm a freshman -- when do I get corrupted?'

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

'Pass the word around. The era of big government is not over.'

Little Taxes.

'Of course there are more bureaucrats than field workers! It's more fun to create regulation, than to actually enforce it!'

"There's the man who ripped my Rolex off my wrist!"

"More government regulations, Mr. Maslin?"

"Donald! It's time to tell our citizens that we exist."

"Nap time for the senate babies"

Survey: Congestion Charge is wonderful and Ken is a God. Agree/Strongly Agree/Utterly Agree/Agree Big Time.

'Okay - Who built this site?'

'Hi - I'm from the Government, and I'm here to implant this little chip in your brain.'

'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'

The Death of Your Privacy.

'I told you the government were keeping tabs on us.'

"There's no privacy anymore."

'Those are the rules, Mr. Payne. You can be a conscientious objector to war, but not to taxes!'

Customer to postal worker: 'How about the wounded letter office?'

"I stockpiled all my guns, just in case tyranny came to America. Well, it's here!"