Government Skeptics Pillows

'The government is telling us to get rid of 43% of meaningless targets within the next 6 months!'

We're Not Corrupt. We're Stupid.

CDC Lies Could Be Very Useful in Other Ways

BAILOUTS 'R' US (Formerly US Department of the Treasury)

'All our deposits are insured by the Federal Government!', 'You mean that Obama bunch?'

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

Government a la Carte

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

'Whenever they discuss trickle-down economics, I have to go to the bathroom.'

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

"The president says it's a weather balloon."

Footing The Bill

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

Please be seated. A jack booted government thug will be with you shortly.

Turnkey Totalitarianism

'Hi! I'm a freshman -- when do I get corrupted?'

'I'm going to be honest about this -- I'm from the Government, and I'm here to bamboozle you.'

Little Taxes.

'Pass the word around. The era of big government is not over.'

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

'Of course there are more bureaucrats than field workers! It's more fun to create regulation, than to actually enforce it!'

"More government regulations, Mr. Maslin?"

"There's the man who ripped my Rolex off my wrist!"

"Afraid we can't help dear, too many other calls on the public purse!"

Survey: Congestion Charge is wonderful and Ken is a God. Agree/Strongly Agree/Utterly Agree/Agree Big Time.

Know Your Level

"Nap time for the senate babies"

Nothing to Lose But Our Knees

"Donald! It's time to tell our citizens that we exist."

'Okay - Who built this site?'

'Hi - I'm from the Government, and I'm here to implant this little chip in your brain.'

'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'

The Death of Your Privacy.