Critics Of Government Pillows

'Most of us take a bribe now and then, but he has a suggested retail price.'

"Good boy."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

Government a la Carte

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

DUNVOTIN

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

US Capitol Building Toppled

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'

The Emperor's New Clothes

"I rob from the poor and give to the rich."

social services cuts

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

Committee on Deficit Spending and Positive Spinning.

Facelook

"The president says it's a weather balloon."

"The industry has agreed to take the pensions dashboard off our hands. . ."

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"

Trump Lashes Out at John Bolton

'Back in the day, you could leverage . . .'

'The government is telling us to get rid of 43% of meaningless targets within the next 6 months!'

'Taking bribes is understandable, Senator, but you really shouldn't keep billing records.'

Please be seated. A jack booted government thug will be with you shortly.

'Opponents of democracy, such as Chavez and Putin, want unlimited executive power and limits on the media.'

Democracy Bleeds

The Harper Government

"If voter malaise turns into apathy, no one would notice if the Supreme Court Vacancy never gets filled."

"Don't worry, he's improving. We'll have him up and cursing the government again."