Government Conspiracies Pillows

"Donald! It's time to tell our citizens that we exist."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Alien Assumption

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

"Walt Disney on ice."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos - Ancient Aliens

"I remember driving to Roswell and then it goes blank."

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

What can I get you? An explanation for why we haven't gone back to the moon. Would you like the rational explanation or the Youtube explanation? Rational would be lovely, please. Ok. We never went back to the moon because there was no reason to. The whole point of Apollo was to reassure the free world that we could beat the Soviet Union. Mission accomplished. Oh ... that's it? Well, that's rather bland. Could I exchange that for the Youtube explanation? The lizard-men who live on the film set wh

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

Conspiracy Cat

'I keep thinking I'm David Icke...'

'Perhaps the surest evidence intelligent life exists out there is the fact it hasn't revealed itself to us thus far.'

Area 51: The Inside Story

"The president says it's a weather balloon."

'He's a conspiracy theorist - he refuses to believe that Great Aunt Mildred is really dead.'

'The government is telling us to get rid of 43% of meaningless targets within the next 6 months!'

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.'