Government Conspiracies Pillows

"Donald! It's time to tell our citizens that we exist."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

"Walt Disney on ice."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

Alien Assumption

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos - Ancient Aliens

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

"I remember driving to Roswell and then it goes blank."

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

'I keep thinking I'm David Icke...'

Conspiracy Cat

'Perhaps the surest evidence intelligent life exists out there is the fact it hasn't revealed itself to us thus far.'

'He's a conspiracy theorist - he refuses to believe that Great Aunt Mildred is really dead.'

"The president says it's a weather balloon."

Area 51: The Inside Story

'The government is telling us to get rid of 43% of meaningless targets within the next 6 months!'

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.'

Please be seated. A jack booted government thug will be with you shortly.