Government Plots Pillows

Conspiracy theorist

Conspiracy Theories...

"You're fired."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

The Anti-Agent

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

Trump pardons

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"National security adviser"

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

The Circular Logic of Fascism

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

CIA report

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

Archival Warfare

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

To Err Is Human, to Mess up Big-Time Is Democratic

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

Our Two Parties, Explained

Government a la Carte

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'