Conspiracies Pillows

"So far, so good."

"Meet Elvis?? Sorry, but they were right. . . He's alive and well on Earth!"

'You must be the tenth doctor who's told me I'm suffering from paranoia. What is this, some kind of conspiracy?'

'Are you sure this photo is of us? It looks like a couple of floating logs to me.'

"Good, good … you are now entering a deep state."

"I wanna thank everyone who believed in me!"

"It used to be that if you worried about unseen forces you were considered paranoid. Now you're a security expert."

'Oh-oh, they're looking up at me ? I think they're on to us!'

"It's rigged."

Area 50: No Trespassing

'Talk about ingratitude! They think they built the pyramids...'

'The presence of what look like standard torch batteries proves conclusively that the craft was designed by super intelligent beings so that if it was captured it would be mistaken for a hoax.'

'This whole Bible thing sounds like a conspiracy theory to me!'

Tomorrow.

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

'Snow in the spring is an act of terrorism!'

Area 51 Shaed of Gray - No Trespassing

"We did have a book on The Bermuda Triangle but it mysteriously disappeared."

"Move along, people, there's nothing to see here."

It was the first time that Bob's prayer was heard. And it was the last time.

"I had an epiphany. Trump is really a French robot sent to punish us for our relentless gallophobia."

"I tell you, there's something out there."

'They claim to be taking a census, but I'm sure they're from the Ministry of the Ulterior!'

"Hey, knock it off. We need those!"

Conspiracy Theories...

"I remember driving to Roswell and then it goes blank."

"I've contacted the home planet and they finally gave us clearance to make our move."

"Hiya Bob - long time no see! You're looking really well. Are you still working at Area 51?"

DIMINATI

"We have to keep them guessing."

Quote du Jour: Marjorie Taylor Greene

''See, I told you this whole Bigfoot thing was nothing more than an elaborate hoax.''

"And now here's the flat earth forecast, it's going to rain everywhere."

You're saying aliens built the Great Pyramid of Giza? Either that, or ancient mankind had reached outer space. The Great Pyramid of Giza is at the exact geometric center of earth's landmasses. You can't know where that is unless you're looking down from orbit ... or unless it's just dumb luck. Too late. Case closed. I've settled it. All counter-arguments are fake news.

"It's disappointing that even the secret shadow government can't get anything done."