Covert Conspirator Pillows

'..And just how long have you two been secretly married?'

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Hiding the electronics.

The conspiracy behind conspiracy theories.

Privacy Conference Security

Spy reading secret service weekly.

"Are you going to the paper-shredding after?"

"What's this, a confession written in code. . .?"

'I baked it especially for you.'

'Watch her, she's a whistle blower!'

'Admit it, Crawford, this fish was already dead when you caught it!'

'Of course I wasn't followed!'

"It's a lot easier to throw someone under the bus when you have the app."

'...of the peephole,by the peephole and for the peephole.'

"Relax, dear. I'm sure all lunatic fringe conspiracy theorists occasionally suffer from writer's block."

'What choice do we have? She knows too much.'

Clearly, this pair were planning on getting up to something...

"I'm from the president's office. We want you to develop a truth drug."

Welcome to the Conspiracy Files...

'And so, in closing, I believe we ought to launch a more vigorous membership drive.'

"Here's our mission statement. Read it, commit it to memory and then eat it."

"It seems very nice here - maybe the Devil is in the detail."

'Actually it's my neighbor's burro, but I'll pay for gelding him...I don't want them to know about it.

'.. and I would appreciate a MARZIPAN file in your next cake!'

"He's almost finished raking. Everyone jump in three... two... one..."

Mr. Smith, after becoming awake and aware of the shaodw government, was entrapped in the newly reorganized DARPA pre-crime sweep and charged with thought-crimes against society. . ."

Evil Pusskins#4

"The second shooter"

Confidential loans.

'There is no Father Christmas. It was on wikileaks.'

We have your dog

"Here's a really worrying virus-myth statistic - an incredible 75% of the population don't believe it started in a lab!"

February, March, April...