Covert Agent Pillows

'Of course I wasn't followed!'

"Bond James, Bond."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Barks in code.

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Hiding the electronics.

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

"Ok, I found a secure line."

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

Licensed to grill.

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

'Vital mission - movie parody'

JAMES BONDING

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

Clandestine cows.

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

'Call you back - I'm with my agent.'

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

"Aha Mr. Bond - you are in my power!....but instead of just killing you, I'll blether on and on about my plans for world domination so you have time to think of an ingenious way to escape my clutches..."

"Apparently we have an informant in our midst."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'Under new business, is anyone wearing a wire?'

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

A spy

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.