Covert Agent Pillows

'Of course I wasn't followed!'

"Bond James, Bond."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Barks in code.

Hiding the electronics.

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"Ok, I found a secure line."

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

'Vital mission - movie parody'

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

JAMES BONDING

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

Clandestine cows.

"Apparently we have an informant in our midst."

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'Under new business, is anyone wearing a wire?'

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

A spy

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.