Conspiracy Theories Pillows

"I have a feeling they are going to treat us like dirt."

"What if these guys in white coats who bring us food are, like, studying us and we're part of some kind of big experiment?"

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'I told you the government were keeping tabs on us.'

Conspiracy Theories $10

"Don't think of me as a weed dealer—think of me as Little Pharma."

'Doctor, before you meet the press to explain your theory about space aliens communicating with us, maybe you should take the tin foil off of your head.'

"Nessie's been abducted by aliens."

We're all part of a giant evil experiment.

Conspiracy theorist

'... And of course, there are the conspiracy theorists who say that it was all a big hoax and I didn't jump over it at all.'

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

'Subliminal advertising, Alice, what did I tell you!'

Conspiracy theories club - trust no one! (CCTV cameras watching each other).

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

"Skip the ghost stories. Tell us your conspiracy theory again!"

Conspiracy Theorists Association.

Irrefutable Evidence.

"To think, one day our children will look back at this moment and proclaim, 'fake news'!"

"First, I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

The National Association of Conspiracy Theorists will meet here tonight at 7:00...or will they?

Secret Alliances of the New World Order

"It's the same experimental drug but now it's in a cupcake."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

The Flat Earth Society's Tour Bus

'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.'

'I keep thinking I'm David Icke...'

The Warren Commission investigates the Grassy Knoll Theory.

'OK you didn't eat the rabbit, I believe you; snakes are no strangers to plausible deniability.'

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

Conspiracy Cat

Flat Earth Society

"Well Albert, this certainly explains your unshakable conviction that the earth is flat."

"Where the conspiracy theories of the right overlap the conspiracy theories of the left, you'll find Richard."