Conspiracy Theory Skeptic Pillows

"I'm also a life coach..."

The Anti-Agent

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"Walt Disney on ice."

Alien Assumption

Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

The Da Vinci Cod

"God works in mysterious ways."

Gremlins 47

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

Alternative Medicine

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

"I remember driving to Roswell and then it goes blank."

Welcome: Skeptics Society

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'