Conspiracy Theorists Pillows

"So far, so good."

The Ungooglable Man

Conspiracy Theories $10

Modern day doomsayer

"The idea that we get rid of whistleblowers is ridiculous...Ask Dr Glenn here if you don't believe me!"

Tony Blair as an alien.

'Gold by post - send us your gold and we'll send you what we think it's worth.' 'There's mugs in them thar hills.'

When he runs out of beans, Lou discovers that civilization was not, after all, destroyed on January 1, 2001.

'This bottle stainless steel cleaner...if it's stainless...why would you need a cleaner?'

"Read a little about it"

'Snow in the spring is an act of terrorism!'

'Glad to heart it. We're recruiting.'

'It's raining cats and dogs out there!'

'As you can see, we have bigfoot sightings all over our area...Folks, he's real! And he could be hiding right under our noses...'

How to get rid of government watchers.

The End Isn't Nigh

"At ease."

"Let's haunt the medics who falsified our death certificates"

"Hmm... sounds like a Communist plot to me."

"Sorry pal, but at least we're not being blamed." (pig, bird, and mosquito talking to a bat about virus blame)

"Have we ever been asked if we even want the weather?..."

Marjorie Taylor Greene

"Where can I find the 'Bizarre, Lunatic-Fringe, Fake Conspiracy Theories' section?"

"And now here's the flat earth forecast, it's going to rain everywhere."

"Picnic Area 51"

"Like many Americans, I allowed myself to believe the mainstream media’s distorted, dystopian portrait of President Trump. I no longer hold this belief..."

Pssst... Ivermectin?

"None of these people are dead, sweetie. It's sheer propaganda."

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

"A voice is telling me to move."

"I can drive this ship much better than you!!"

"We've been told to inform you that the NSA, FBI, CIA, nor any other government agency cares what you say or do."

'Iy's obviously a fraud - Such a configuration could never get off the ground.'