Conspiracy Theorists Gifts

"So far, so good."

The Ungooglable Man

Conspiracy Theories $10

Modern day doomsayer

Alien Mount Rushmore

"The idea that we get rid of whistleblowers is ridiculous...Ask Dr Glenn here if you don't believe me!"

Look! This says that space aliens have landed and have taken over control of the earth. Boy that's a load off my mind!

Tony Blair as an alien.

'Gold by post - send us your gold and we'll send you what we think it's worth.' 'There's mugs in them thar hills.'

When he runs out of beans, Lou discovers that civilization was not, after all, destroyed on January 1, 2001.

'This bottle stainless steel cleaner...if it's stainless...why would you need a cleaner?'

"Read a little about it"

'Snow in the spring is an act of terrorism!'

'Glad to heart it. We're recruiting.'

'It's raining cats and dogs out there!'

'As you can see, we have bigfoot sightings all over our area...Folks, he's real! And he could be hiding right under our noses...'

How to get rid of government watchers.

The End Isn't Nigh

"At ease."

The flat earth society's journey to the edge of the earth.

"Let's haunt the medics who falsified our death certificates"

"Hmm... sounds like a Communist plot to me."

"Sorry pal, but at least we're not being blamed." (pig, bird, and mosquito talking to a bat about virus blame)

"Have we ever been asked if we even want the weather?..."

Marjorie Taylor Greene

"Where can I find the 'Bizarre, Lunatic-Fringe, Fake Conspiracy Theories' section?"

"And now here's the flat earth forecast, it's going to rain everywhere."

"Picnic Area 51"

Ask Sadie Advice Hour. What's your problem?! I don't want to vaccinate my kids. But my husband does. What do I do? Excellent question. It reminds me of the time Mother Cohen and Father Cohen were arguing about vaccinating us kids. Father Cohen accused her of being a pawn of the Illuminati's attempt to use diphtheria to mutate us into ape-people. Mother Cohen accused him of being anti-Darwinian. That's when Father Cohen brought up her illicit fling with Chuck Darwin, and all heck broke loose. Um

"Like many Americans, I allowed myself to believe the mainstream media’s distorted, dystopian portrait of President Trump. I no longer hold this belief..."

Pssst... Ivermectin?

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