Policy Skeptics Gifts

'Sorry, with this policy you can only get a second opinion from your insurance agent.'

Your umbrella policy doesn't cover a lost umbrella.

UK border controls relaxed.

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

Think Tank

Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.

The wrecking crew!

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

Politicians are from Uranus.

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

"Let's use the dog's prescription. His refills are cheaper."

'Incidentally, our health insurance has limited eye coverage.'

Dolestart - A New Initiative

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

"Hold it right there! Our legislature is currently considering new measures to protect children from the insidious ravages of cell phones in schools!"

'You know things are screwed up when people take late-night comedians seriously and politicians as a joke.'

"The president says it's a weather balloon."

"And what do you think of the government's record on housing?"

"The industry has agreed to take the pensions dashboard off our hands. . ."

'Voodoo economics was bad enough, but this voodoo foreign policy....'

Labour moderates rallying cry.

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

New Boss, Same as the Old Dictator

How Trickle Down Economics Work

Can't Vote/Why Vote?

"Call me crazy, but this guy is really starting to worry me..."

"As I understand, we stop refugees making dangerous journeys to a safe countey and offer them safe passage to a dangerous one..."

"The government is adamant that a policy of removing income support from lone parents with children over 7 is in the best interests of the treasury."

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

The Department of Lessons Learned...

'The government is telling us to get rid of 43% of meaningless targets within the next 6 months!'

"Our policy regarding paid vacations is - if you take a vacation, you'll pay for it."