Democracy Skeptic Pillows

Election - 'I just can't decide how I would spoil my ballot paper...'

Nobody cares how you feel about the election.

"Good boy."

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Studies show foods work miracles!

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

CIA report

To Err Is Human, to Mess up Big-Time Is Democratic

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"

"With an average vote of 3.5 stars, the legislation is passed."

The Mainstream

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

Why do you hate the media?

Politicians are from Uranus.

Classic News.

'The candidates campaign promises have been re-named campaign ideas to avoid lawsuits.'

Uncle Sam and Democracy

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

Progress?

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'

"Climate change is not real. It's fake climate!"

'You know things are screwed up when people take late-night comedians seriously and politicians as a joke.'

"This just in: you thought joy was within reach, but you were wrong."

Desk of Public Opinion Polls has 'In' box 'Out' box and 'Undecided'.

Ah Democracy - Just Like Home

"The president says it's a weather balloon."

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

Utopia - a necessarily restrictive and conformist social structure.

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

Coincidence or What?

"Why don't you ever do any positive stories about government dysfunction?"

Please be seated. A jack booted government thug will be with you shortly.

'Why does everybody tell lies about me?'