Democracy Skeptics Pillows

'Vote Cameron, get Brussels.'

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

Politicians are from Uranus.

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

Down With Wikipedia

'You know things are screwed up when people take late-night comedians seriously and politicians as a joke.'

"The president says it's a weather balloon."

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

'The government is telling us to get rid of 43% of meaningless targets within the next 6 months!'

Please be seated. A jack booted government thug will be with you shortly.

Look! This says that space aliens have landed and have taken over control of the earth. Boy that's a load off my mind!

Vote Grinkley! Now you see him, now you don't.

'I'm going to be honest about this -- I'm from the Government, and I'm here to bamboozle you.'

'Hi! I'm a freshman -- when do I get corrupted?'

Turnkey Totalitarianism

'Why does everybody tell lies about me?'

'Let's face it, we're nothing but a puppet government.'

"Afraid we can't help dear, too many other calls on the public purse!"

"More government regulations, Mr. Maslin?"

Man with t-shirt: 'I think, therefore I don't vote'

BAILOUTS 'R' US (Formerly US Department of the Treasury)

'Okay - Who built this site?'

Nothing to Lose But Our Knees

"An election is like a car repair where the car owner has to pay a lot of money to have old broken parts replaced with new broken parts."

QANON PROUD BOY

'Hi - I'm from the Government, and I'm here to implant this little chip in your brain.'

'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'

If everyone agrees with you, you're probably wrong.

Politics section of a library: 'Lies', 'Lies', or 'Damn Lies'.

'Baldo, being on TV requires talent.'

"We should have copies of all the latest manifestos Sir. Try the horror, fantasy and science fiction section."

'I told you the government were keeping tabs on us.'