Democracy Skeptics Gifts

'Vote Cameron, get Brussels.'

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

Politicians are from Uranus.

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

'You know things are screwed up when people take late-night comedians seriously and politicians as a joke.'

Down With Wikipedia

"The president says it's a weather balloon."

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

'The government is telling us to get rid of 43% of meaningless targets within the next 6 months!'

Please be seated. A jack booted government thug will be with you shortly.

'Hi! I'm a freshman -- when do I get corrupted?'

'I'm going to be honest about this -- I'm from the Government, and I'm here to bamboozle you.'

Vote Grinkley! Now you see him, now you don't.

'Why does everybody tell lies about me?'

"More government regulations, Mr. Maslin?"

'Let's face it, we're nothing but a puppet government.'

BAILOUTS 'R' US (Formerly US Department of the Treasury)

Man with t-shirt: 'I think, therefore I don't vote'

"An election is like a car repair where the car owner has to pay a lot of money to have old broken parts replaced with new broken parts."

'Okay - Who built this site?'

QANON PROUD BOY

'Hi - I'm from the Government, and I'm here to implant this little chip in your brain.'

'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'

Politics section of a library: 'Lies', 'Lies', or 'Damn Lies'.

If everyone agrees with you, you're probably wrong.

"We should have copies of all the latest manifestos Sir. Try the horror, fantasy and science fiction section."

'Baldo, being on TV requires talent.'

'I told you the government were keeping tabs on us.'

"Perhaps it's a bit early to tell, but I'll bet the Presidential visit changes nothing."