Democracy Skeptic Gifts

Election - 'I just can't decide how I would spoil my ballot paper...'

"Good boy."

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Studies show foods work miracles!

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

CIA report

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

Politicians are from Uranus.

The Mainstream

Why do you hate the media?

"With an average vote of 3.5 stars, the legislation is passed."

Uncle Sam and Democracy

'The candidates campaign promises have been re-named campaign ideas to avoid lawsuits.'

Classic News.

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"This just in: you thought joy was within reach, but you were wrong."

Desk of Public Opinion Polls has 'In' box 'Out' box and 'Undecided'.

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'

Ah Democracy - Just Like Home

Progress?

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

'You know things are screwed up when people take late-night comedians seriously and politicians as a joke.'

"Climate change is not real. It's fake climate!"

"The president says it's a weather balloon."

Utopia - a necessarily restrictive and conformist social structure.

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

Coincidence or What?

"Why don't you ever do any positive stories about government dysfunction?"

Please be seated. A jack booted government thug will be with you shortly.

"The people will not tolerate people speaking on behalf of the people any longer!"

"I must destroy this terrible weapon of mass destruction."

"The average citizen doesn't have a clue - or why would we keep getting re-elected?"