Democracy Debunker Gifts

Elect Fred O. Pittley: The Candidate of ALL the special interests.

American Democracy Explained

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Stinkin' fake news!"

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

'This conspiracy theory nonsense MUST end. Any suggestions?'

"About the vaccine, I read online that it was so Bill Gates could inject us with CHIPS!"

6th Grade Do-You-Own Research Fair

"You can't believe everything the Russian bots tell you."

Statue of Liberty

Rumours Online

'Sure, but think what a crook I'd be without hypocrisy!'

"I don't care what you read on your Facebook feed, the Covid vaccine will not turn you into a zombie flesh eaters."

People, please listen. I'm talkin 'bout the income gap. The top one percent of Americans get one third of the nation's income, over double what they got in 1980. One-third. The income for the top 0.01% is 196 times the bottom 90%. Your wages have stagnated and the super-duper rich have gotten super-duper richer! How can you possibly swallow your coffee? Because you're making me do math before noon!

Chicken standing on a platform on a stage with three horns in front of it and wearing a top hat; a sign on the side of the platform reads "National Endowment for the Arts - Seal of Approval."

'Thank you but I'm a bit sensitive to ethnic food.'

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

Obama, the Enigma?

"When you think about it, you have to be a complete idiot not to believe aliens crashed at Roswell in 1947." "Before 1947: primitive cars, planes, and radio. After 1947: space ships, quantum computing, internet." "Let me try... Before 1947: no bikinis. After 1947: bikinis." "No, wait... The bikini was 1946. That throws this whole theory into question." "We really should have our own science show."

"Look, Earl. . . It's a young person Republican! They do exist!"

This Virtual Campaign Is Even Less Exciting Than the Usual Virtual Campaign

'Mayonnaise is immoral.'

"It's all a big distraction from the other distraction attempting to distract us from last week's b*****t thing!"

"I think they're beginning to suspect our science is fraudulent."

"I don't do cover ups!"

Psychiatric Centre/Vaccination Centre

If Animals Were Racist...

Superstition City

"And that was the news. . . But please feel free to go online and vent your spite, spread your conspiracy theories and promote your ill-informed opinions. . ."

Say What! Mark Meadows

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.

'Don't believe everything you hear about global cooling, it's just a theory.'

I heard it disappears if you suck on a rabbit's foot. I heard the virus came from aliens. I heard it's no worse than jock itch. Heard immunity.

"I hope it misses us!"