Opinion Debunker Gifts

'Contrary to popular opinion, most people's opinions aren't so popular.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

'This conspiracy theory nonsense MUST end. Any suggestions?'

"About the vaccine, I read online that it was so Bill Gates could inject us with CHIPS!"

6th Grade Do-You-Own Research Fair

'Sure, but think what a crook I'd be without hypocrisy!'

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Statue of Liberty

"You can't believe everything the Russian bots tell you."

"I don't care what you read on your Facebook feed, the Covid vaccine will not turn you into a zombie flesh eaters."

Chicken standing on a platform on a stage with three horns in front of it and wearing a top hat; a sign on the side of the platform reads "National Endowment for the Arts - Seal of Approval."

"Look, Earl. . . It's a young person Republican! They do exist!"

Obama, the Enigma?

'Thank you but I'm a bit sensitive to ethnic food.'

'Well, according to this website, the internet no longer exists!'

"When you think about it, you have to be a complete idiot not to believe aliens crashed at Roswell in 1947." "Before 1947: primitive cars, planes, and radio. After 1947: space ships, quantum computing, internet." "Let me try... Before 1947: no bikinis. After 1947: bikinis." "No, wait... The bikini was 1946. That throws this whole theory into question." "We really should have our own science show."

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

If Animals Were Racist...

"I hope it misses us!"

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.

'Don't believe everything you hear about global cooling, it's just a theory.'

"I don't do cover ups!"

Superstition City

"I think they're beginning to suspect our science is fraudulent."

"It's all a big distraction from the other distraction attempting to distract us from last week's b*****t thing!"

"And that was the news. . . But please feel free to go online and vent your spite, spread your conspiracy theories and promote your ill-informed opinions. . ."

'Mayonnaise is immoral.'

Psychiatric Centre/Vaccination Centre

"Recent studies now show that people who use the aphorism ‘whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ have compromised immune systems."

Say What! Mark Meadows

"The candidates this year are really honest."

Weapens of Mass Redaction

Republican campaign tosses out the truth.