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Museum of Natural History. Blumenkraft's theory is that the little arms were for flossing.

'What is that? Is that sarcasm?'

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

Pizza Delivery Delays

"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."

'Why hide it. I do this for me.'

'A pint of beer and a mop please, barman !'

"I'm sorry—the agency told me they'd cleared away last summer's people."

'He followed me home, Dad. Can I keep him?'

"Were the x-rays really necessary?"

"So help me, Harrison. . . If you say 'The Hip Bone's Connected To The Thigh Bone' once more, I'll. . ."

"Some Rain Forest this is..."

'Give me a beer, luv. . . Yeah, a mop.'

Jake played with a dead man's hand

'He's sculling...how ironic.'

Dinosaur bones assembled incorrectly

'Are you mentally undressing me again professor?'

"Do you play basketball?"

Mortmain

A dog waits obediently for his dead master to play ball with him.

"It's going to rain — I can feel it in my bones."

Man takes skeleton dog on a walk.

'We've hit the jackpot, Rusty. This collection must have taken years to build up.'

The Silent Highwayman on the Filthy Thames

'No, I don't think x-rays are needed.'

'Ah... ok... I think I've found the source of the production slump.'

'I'm not overweight you know? I'm just big boned.'

'In short - he's not the man he used to be.'

'Please play for 100th Anniversary the Song of Death!'

Skeleton doing laundry,

"Whoopsie."

"Are you Mr Grunzman, sir? I've got a registered letter for you, may I see your ID, sir? Sir? . . . I'm sorry, I've got to take this as a rejection, sir!"

Still plenty of life left in this one, thankfully...