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Woman to skeleton - 'I told you not to go on a No Carb, No Fat, No Meat diet all at once..'

"Extreme miming"

'He's maturing early.'

"How should we divide the teams?"

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

Pelobong

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."

"Previously on..."

"Some Rain Forest this is..."

John Cleese

'After you' said Miss Manners. 'Oh you first' insisted Mrs Etiquette.

'Are you mentally undressing me again professor?'

"It's going to rain — I can feel it in my bones."

'Very funny!'

'No, I don't think x-rays are needed.'

WD40

'I'm not overweight you know? I'm just big boned.'

'It's his ankle - get some ice!!'

'Reminds me of my first wife - finds it hard to let go...'

"Oh shoot. That reminds me, I need to buy a valentine."

'I don't know Arthur, I've heard the service is terrible here.'

'We can't pull the plug until the paperwork is finished.'

"Relax. I'm just here to see if your life insurance is up to date."

"O.K., now walk forward causally."

'Are we there yet?'

'The good news is that you're no longer running a fever.'

"You're closing a door. No, wait. You're pulling something. . . You've strained a muscle in your arm, in your back, in your leg?"

Slapstick

"Seriously honey? You can't just pick a place to eat? Just pick a place already/ Damn!"

'I hope you haven't been picking at it.'

Real speech bubble.

'Tonight Fi Fi goes all the way.'