Skeletal Displays Gifts

'What is that? Is that sarcasm?'

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

Pizza Delivery Delays

"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."

'Why hide it. I do this for me.'

'A pint of beer and a mop please, barman !'

"I'm sorry—the agency told me they'd cleared away last summer's people."

'He followed me home, Dad. Can I keep him?'

Jake played with a dead man's hand

'Give me a beer, luv. . . Yeah, a mop.'

"Some Rain Forest this is..."

"Were the x-rays really necessary?"

"So help me, Harrison. . . If you say 'The Hip Bone's Connected To The Thigh Bone' once more, I'll. . ."

'He's sculling...how ironic.'

Dinosaur bones assembled incorrectly

"Do you play basketball?"

'Are you mentally undressing me again professor?'

Mortmain

'We've hit the jackpot, Rusty. This collection must have taken years to build up.'

Man takes skeleton dog on a walk.

"It's going to rain — I can feel it in my bones."

The Silent Highwayman on the Filthy Thames

'Ah... ok... I think I've found the source of the production slump.'

'No, I don't think x-rays are needed.'

'I'm not overweight you know? I'm just big boned.'

"Whoopsie."

Still plenty of life left in this one, thankfully...

'In short - he's not the man he used to be.'

'Please play for 100th Anniversary the Song of Death!'

Skeleton doing laundry,

"Are you Mr Grunzman, sir? I've got a registered letter for you, may I see your ID, sir? Sir? . . . I'm sorry, I've got to take this as a rejection, sir!"

Is there life after death?