Skater And Angler Gifts

Trawling for Fish.

Lemniskate

"Shred the plank."

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

Bear luring the fish out of a ice hole.

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

'Hefner is thinking about the off season already.'

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'

"They have domed stadiums. Why not domed lakes?"

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

Fishing Holes

'Torville and Cow'.

Fishing Camp.

"It didn't work out in pro fishing. He couldn't even catch fish in a fish farm."

'You haven't been practicing your casting, have you?'

'It sure is hot in the arena tonight!'

"If only these kids had grown up with the same role models we had, then maybe they wouldn't look so damn ridiculous!"

A man fishing in a tree stump

One fisher trying to convince another to go home

"When's the last time Peterson had a vacation?"

Man fishing in a tin of fish

'Boss - I'm still out here trying to land some customers. See you back at the office.'

Eskimo ice fishing.

Arctic fishing

A man is preoccupied with ice fishing.

'Son, that's not what's meant by fly fishing.'

"This guy is such a poser even his boots have to be hip waders."

"I thought about releasing him, but I needed something to fill this space on the wall."

From any kind of water.

"It's a jamming device for fish finders."