Size Matters Advocate Gifts

'Sport-utlility suit.'

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

'And she's got to have implants out to here.'

"It's time we discuss menopause and climax change."

"I can't have anything that's a food."

'I think my dieting may be getting out of hand.'

What's really in junk food...

'Man, I hate it when she wears heels.'

'I hate her...'

She's Not Heavy, She's a Heroine

I'm sorry, they don't make dresses large on the inside and small on the outside!

"Fake."

A tight skirt makes a woman look slim!

A cow with Barbie's proportions.

"In my day we had trimphones."

"Excuse me...is there a dressing room with a slimming mirror and soft light..."

'This is Bob. He's really short, but he's got quick hands, watch.'

Chihuahua says to large dog: 'I'm on a diet - I want to be a size zero.'

"I'm not sure. Fat compared to what?"

'That's the best thing about economy size - one can use double the quantity.'

"I would advise you to reduce the size of your buisness."

A thin cricket batsman

Gok Wan

"In order to be a better mirror of society, we feel parliament should have more overweight female members with a wardrobe deficiency."

'This is a teeny. Do you have it in a weeny?'

'Hey Bob, I'd like you to meet my-'

'Great photo, you're lucky! I've always been too big to sit on Santa's knees...'

'Your surveillance videos always make me look fat.'

Paperdoll with skeleton.

"Do these stripes make me look fat?"

Jane and Tim. Fat stars who should diet. Thin stars who should eat.

'here comes that funny little woman and her big husband!'

Cosmetic surgery on TV screen - 'Quick! My breasts are on TV...'