Size Matters Advocate Gifts

Looking for a playful way to honor a size matters enthusiast? Our collection features clever, humorous products designed for those who appreciate the importance of size. From amusing mugs to bold t-shirts and cozy pillows, find something that speaks to their personality and love of size references. These thoughtful gifts will surely bring a smile and make a memorable impression.

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'Sport-utlility suit.'

from $19.00

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

from $19.00

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve." mockup

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

from $19.00

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

from $19.00

'And she's got to have implants out to here.'

'And she's got to have implants out to here.' mockup

'And she's got to have implants out to here.'

from $19.00

"It's time we discuss menopause and climax change."

"It's time we discuss menopause and climax change." mockup

"It's time we discuss menopause and climax change."

from $19.00

"I can't have anything that's a food." mockup

"I can't have anything that's a food."

from $19.00

What's really in junk food...

from $19.00

'Man, I hate it when she wears heels.' mockup

'Man, I hate it when she wears heels.'

from $19.00

'I hate her...'

from $19.00

A tight skirt makes a woman look slim! mockup

A tight skirt makes a woman look slim!

from $19.00

I'm sorry, they don't make dresses large on the inside and small on the outside!

I'm sorry, they don't make dresses large on the inside and small on the outside! mockup

I'm sorry, they don't make dresses large on the inside and small on the outside!

from $19.00

"Fake."

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"In my day we had trimphones."

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"Excuse me...is there a dressing room with a slimming mirror and soft light..."

"Excuse me...is there a dressing room with a slimming mirror and soft light..." mockup

"Excuse me...is there a dressing room with a slimming mirror and soft light..."

from $19.00

Chihuahua says to large dog: 'I'm on a diet - I want to be a size zero.'

Chihuahua says to large dog: 'I'm on a diet - I want to be a size zero.' mockup

Chihuahua says to large dog: 'I'm on a diet - I want to be a size zero.'

from $19.00

"I'm not sure. Fat compared to what?" mockup

"I'm not sure. Fat compared to what?"

from $19.00

'This is Bob. He's really short, but he's got quick hands, watch.'

'This is Bob. He's really short, but he's got quick hands, watch.' mockup

'This is Bob. He's really short, but he's got quick hands, watch.'

from $19.00

'Hey Bob, I'd like you to meet my-' mockup

'Hey Bob, I'd like you to meet my-'

from $19.00

"I would advise you to reduce the size of your buisness."

"I would advise you to reduce the size of your buisness." mockup

"I would advise you to reduce the size of your buisness."

from $19.00

A thin cricket batsman

from $19.00

"In order to be a better mirror of society, we feel parliament should have more overweight female members with a wardrobe deficiency."

"In order to be a better mirror of society, we feel parliament should have more overweight female members with a wardrobe deficiency." mockup

"In order to be a better mirror of society, we feel parliament should have more overweight female members with a wardrobe deficiency."

from $19.00

'That's the best thing about economy size - one can use double the quantity.'

'That's the best thing about economy size - one can use double the quantity.' mockup

'That's the best thing about economy size - one can use double the quantity.'

from $19.00

'This is a teeny. Do you have it in a weeny?'

'This is a teeny. Do you have it in a weeny?' mockup

'This is a teeny. Do you have it in a weeny?'

from $19.00

Paperdoll with skeleton.

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'Your surveillance videos always make me look fat.'

'Your surveillance videos always make me look fat.' mockup

'Your surveillance videos always make me look fat.'

from $19.00

'here comes that funny little woman and her big husband!'

'here comes that funny little woman and her big husband!' mockup

'here comes that funny little woman and her big husband!'

from $19.00

'Great photo, you're lucky! I've always been too big to sit on Santa's knees...'

'Great photo, you're lucky! I've always been too big to sit on Santa's knees...' mockup

'Great photo, you're lucky! I've always been too big to sit on Santa's knees...'

from $19.00

"Do these stripes make me look fat?" mockup

"Do these stripes make me look fat?"

from $19.00

Jane and Tim. Fat stars who should diet. Thin stars who should eat.

Jane and Tim. Fat stars who should diet. Thin stars who should eat. mockup

Jane and Tim. Fat stars who should diet. Thin stars who should eat.

from $19.00

Cosmetic surgery on TV screen - 'Quick! My breasts are on TV...'

Cosmetic surgery on TV screen - 'Quick! My breasts are on TV...' mockup

Cosmetic surgery on TV screen - 'Quick! My breasts are on TV...'

from $19.00

Size Matters Advocate Gifts Collection

Size Matters Advocate Mugs

Explore more hilarious and clever mugs for size advocates on our dedicated mugs page.

Size Matters Advocate Pillows

Browse a variety of funny and comfortable pillows that celebrate size on our pillows page.

Size Matters Advocate Prints

Check out our collection of witty prints, perfect for adding personality to any space.

Size Matters Advocate T-Shirts

Find more humorous and bold size-related t-shirts on our t-shirts collection.