Size Matters Advocate Pillows

'Sport-utlility suit.'

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

'And she's got to have implants out to here.'

"It's time we discuss menopause and climax change."

"I can't have anything that's a food."

What's really in junk food...

'Man, I hate it when she wears heels.'

'I hate her...'

A tight skirt makes a woman look slim!

I'm sorry, they don't make dresses large on the inside and small on the outside!

"Fake."

"In my day we had trimphones."

"Excuse me...is there a dressing room with a slimming mirror and soft light..."

Chihuahua says to large dog: 'I'm on a diet - I want to be a size zero.'

"I'm not sure. Fat compared to what?"

'This is Bob. He's really short, but he's got quick hands, watch.'

'Hey Bob, I'd like you to meet my-'

"I would advise you to reduce the size of your buisness."

A thin cricket batsman

"In order to be a better mirror of society, we feel parliament should have more overweight female members with a wardrobe deficiency."

'That's the best thing about economy size - one can use double the quantity.'

'This is a teeny. Do you have it in a weeny?'

Paperdoll with skeleton.

'Your surveillance videos always make me look fat.'

'here comes that funny little woman and her big husband!'

'Great photo, you're lucky! I've always been too big to sit on Santa's knees...'

"Do these stripes make me look fat?"

Jane and Tim. Fat stars who should diet. Thin stars who should eat.

Cosmetic surgery on TV screen - 'Quick! My breasts are on TV...'