Plus-size Advocate Pillows

'Big Guy Shirt Shop for men with over 18 necks.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

Critisize your weight.

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

'You've still got the right stuff, only now it's in the wrong places.'

'I gotta lose some weight.'

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

"I really didn't have a weight problem until they invented skinny jeans."

'I did have a tummy-tuck...But I opted for reconstruction surgery at the same time.'

Aging Problems

'I'm feeling so good, I'm worried I may catch some uplift anxiety.'

"When you're healed, I'm going to wear it so I can't see what I weigh."

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

'Good News. Further x-rays revealed the big shadow on your lung to your stomach.'

Congratulations!

Girl's weight issues.

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

"That was some climax, Hon."

....Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness.

Fat fairy

Scales

'You know what I really like in someone? Bulk!'

In the not too distant future... "It's a tribal butterfly tramp stamp, honey. Same as yours."

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

"I can't have anything that's a food."

No matter what I do, I still look more like a 'before' picture than an 'after' picture.

Irregulars

'Oh no! You're obviously smaller than me, Joy!' 'You're not fat, 'cause those pants were tight on me too Verl.'