Plus-size Fashion Lover Pillows

'Everything's designed for supermodels. What about supper models?'

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Pastry Hat

Scarf puts hat back on.

Customer Convention

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

Snapshots in Time

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Drainpipe in a sombrero.

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"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

Easter Bonnet

Hospital gown pageant.

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

Fancy Dress Box

Memories of Souvenirs and Memorabilia.

"I got out of tulips after the market collapsed, but I'm slowly getting back in. Especially pink ones."

The next big thing

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

"Would you like any suburbs, or just the check?"

"They're a lot more slimming this way."

"I got my hair straightened..."

Designer Krzysztof steals the opening day with two models wearing one outfit.

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

Joan Crawford junior