'That's the best thing about economy size - one can use double the quantity.'
Economy Size Advocate Gifts
Looking for a gift for the economy size advocate? Explore our playful collection designed for those who champion economic principles with a larger-than-life spirit. From witty t-shirts to humorous mugs, our products add a splash of personality to your favorite economist’s day. Show your appreciation for their passion with a gift that’s as thoughtful as it is fun, capturing the essence of big ideas and bold advocacy.
"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."
'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'
"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."
Profit
'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'
Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.
"Gee, thanks pal."
Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'
Watering Money
"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."
It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!
"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"
'It's our own consumer confidence test. Throw some nickels out and if they're picked up in 5 minutes confidence is really low!'
European currency on the edge.
Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.
'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'
'I'd like to explain my ideas for economy within the company.'
'I see everyone got the memo.'
What do you suggest we do about this?
"It's called American acceptionalism. We grab more and more of the country's wealth and 99% of Americans just continue to accept it."
Flat tax - equal burden?
'The Fed decided today not to raise or lower interest rates, but instead just moved them sideways a little.'
US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'
Sub-prime Bear
'Mixed news from the federal reserve...interest rates will drop on savings but will go up on loans.'
'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'
Panama Papers Scandal
'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'
'I'll be in late, Ms.Fernwood. Did I get any important margin calls, default, stock splits, foreclosures or bailouts?'
'I wonder how the economy is doing.'
'What can you get with a quarter?'
Counting dollars
If business gets any worse I'll have to start laying off relatives.
"Up market, down market - he's still the same old curmudgeon."
Economy Size Advocate Gifts Collection
Economy Size Advocate Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that speak to economy size advocates—perfect for bringing humor and insight to their daily coffee ritual.
Economy Size Advocate Pillows
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Economy Size Advocate Prints
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Economy Size Advocate T-Shirts
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