Six-pack Seeker Gifts

Gym Dog

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

The one that got away

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Honest Vending

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

Gulliver's other travels.

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

"When you said that your boyfriend had a six-pack..."

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

"Thanks for getting me out of the house."

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

Student Food Pyramid

Please stand by...I have temporarily lost my reason.

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

"I already noted plenty of beauty on the drive up."

'Beer? Wassat then?'

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

The Getaway

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine

"You complete me."

Gym. Whatever weight I manage to lose here I always seem to find on my way home. Donuts.