Six-pack Enthusiast Gifts

"When you said that your boyfriend had a six-pack..."

Welcome to the Team

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

Gym Dog

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

Chair - Ready for Self Assembly.

'One carry-on!'

"Sure we'll get in trouble, but our science grades will make up for it."

Hippie on the moon

'I'll give him twenty minutes, then jump in and show him how its done.'

'And don't forget the eggs dear'

'Special Delivery!'

'Are you ready for me to read the instructions yet?'

"You know what they say: if you can remember the Sixties then talk about them endlessly on BBC Four documentaries."

'And then Mindy had the nerve to call me a 'helicopter mom.' Me? In this wonderful jetpack! As if!'

Spare a quid for an old hippy, man?

Flat pack sales assistant

"Don't worry. Think of it as putting together that Swedish furniture...there's always pieces left over."

'It's perfect!'

A flat-pack cow.

"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"

"It's very sixties."

"I was at home all day yesterday so when do I want you to re-deliver? Yesterday!"

"It's your new IKEA store, sign here."

Pay no attention, he always gets like that when he realises what people used to pay for houses and cars back in the sixties.'

"The Great Ikeamids"

"There's always one annoying piece left over."

'The difference between retirement and old age is where you put the ice.'

"OK, once again, for Bob's benefit: Hunting in a pack only works if everybody sticks to the plan!"

He was raised by a pack of wolves, and the cleaning lady who came in twice a month.

"How do we know the label isn't on upside down?"