Site Agent Gifts

Tower crane operator playing with yo yo.

Tower Crane operator playing with yo yo

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

"Mum, I got the job!"

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

For sale. Prime space under Jimmy's bed.

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"Which part are you reading for?"

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

'The roof needs icing.'

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

Meet Santa's entourage

'Do you have any properties with a termite infestation?'

'Yeah, strictly speaking it's a hole, but I prefer to think of it as a bijou hole.'

'Now go out there and sell yourself!'

'Nine national treasures in one film! Start writing your Oscar speech, darling.'