Advertising Agent Gifts

"'Killer Whale' is terrible branding. From now on, people will call you 'Happy Silly Fun Fish.'"

Advertising Agency - "...Fooling some of the people all of the time is damn hard work."

Advertising Agent to cowboy: 'So you're a branding expert?'

"I'm sorry. This is part of our topsy-turvy promotion."

'I'd like you to come up with a catchy jingle that'll give people a headache everytime it's played.'

"Actually J.B., it's just the box that's new!"

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

"The hybrid engine says you care. The gross tonnage says get the hell out of my way."

"Why would Mr. Rod print a circular with so many wrong prices?"

"It's getting harder and harder to get that first listing in the phone book."

"So that's 'niche' marketing?"

'Now go out there and sell yourself!'

"Radio, air, radials, low miles, dependable, safe."

Bill got his best ideas late at night.

Advertising Agency - Miss Perks, I got the bottled water account.

'There's no stopping them.'

'Where's our 'courteous, low-key sales professional'?'

'Dam' thing backfired!'

'I'm being typecast, Max! Please NO more toothpaste commercials!'

"Your Gap ad will come."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'How fast can you hype?'

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

Director/Action Man toy.

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

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"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."