Teaching dog to fetch slippers.
Sit-and-stay Sensei Pillows
Add a touch of humor and calm to their space with our sit-and-stay sensei pillows. Soft, stylish, and witty, they’re ideal for showcasing the laid-back yet dedicated personality of your favorite sensei.
'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'
'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'
"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"
Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.
'Not that slowly back...'
"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."
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"Remedial Karate"
Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.
VACCINATION REFUSAL
At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.
"Dr. Sykes is our expert in anti-matter."
What brings you to therapy, Mr. Park? I'm stuck. Dr. Noodle. I'm paralyzed. I'm not making any progress. Honestly, I'm lost in the trees. I've lost sight of my goals. My health units are low. Units? Unseen enemies are everywhere. I can't sleep. I'm not eating. You're not making sense. Who am I kidding? You're right. The truth? Fine, I admit it. I can't get past level 5!!! I don't do video game counseling. If my mom loved me more, I'd be able to find more ammo.
"The sourdough starter says it still believes Covid was a hoax."
"He'll never be good enough to snatch this pebble from my hand."
"you want to get out a bit more you do"
You say steam, water and snow are all the same thing? Chemistry. Yep -- They're "ice-otopes".
"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."
"We've replaced the old look with a new look to get a better outlook."
Conference Bingo
"That'll be another 50c for my retirement fund."
Sign on the door at Karate School.
"What if global warming is real?"
golf
Alien in Science Fiction Section
Martial arts man breaks chair when sitting down.
The Seam Reaper
"Actually, no, Sue—four is not a great age."
"I'm writing an inverted sentence like you told me. That's what I'm doing."
'When you can grab the pebble from my hand, then you will be ready.'
"One of you will unfriend me."
Be the ball.
"In my opinion we should lift the lockdown now... before the pandemic is over."
"This call may be recorded, set to music, and released on our own label, where we retain all rights. How can I help you today?"
Sit-and-stay Sensei Pillows Collection
Sit-and-stay Sensei Mugs
Explore our collection of sit-and-stay sensei mugs—great for coffee lovers who appreciate a good joke and a calm demeanor.
Sit-and-stay Sensei Prints
Browse our inspiring prints that celebrate patience and humor—perfect for decorating a space with the vibe of a true sit-and-stay sensei.
Sit-and-stay Sensei T-Shirts
Check out our sit-and-stay sensei T-shirts—perfect for trainers or dog lovers who enjoy humor and comfort in their wardrobe.