Sensei Appreciator Pillows

'When you can grab the pebble from my hand, then you will be ready.'

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Seagiraffes

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

First Novels.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Cat Nip.

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

You're the puff in my pastry!

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

Banana Split...

Punt Cake

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."